Imaginative Storyline Lover Pillows

And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"What did Jesus order?"

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

My Spam Sketchbook

Santa's Helpers

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."