Imaginative Storyline Lover Mugs

And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"What did Jesus order?"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Santa's Helpers

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

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