Unbelievable Story Lover Mugs

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

The Family Joules: Part 5

Jacques et Jille

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Fishing.

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.