Unbelievable Story Lover Prints

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"What did Jesus order?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Jacques et Jille

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Fishing.

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.