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Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Lockdown casserole

Baloneystini

All-Candy Seder.

Tzatzikicicle

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Picasso

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Spatula Conductor

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Artist and chiken

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Salvador Deli

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Clandestine Cuisine

Cooks

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'Hoopla!'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

Who wants to lick the swatters.