Illustration Inventor Prints

"So you're into pointillism."

Occu-Pie Mars

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Cariactures

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Bubble gum leaves

Apple Pie Abduction

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Super pets.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Pastries and Candy

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Honest Vending

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."