Illustrators Prints

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Occu-Pie Mars

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Apple Pie Abduction

Bubble gum leaves

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Pastries and Candy

Honest Vending

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"