Illustrators Prints

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Occu-Pie Mars

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Where Indian ink came from.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Apple Pie Abduction

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Honest Vending

Bubble gum leaves

Pastries and Candy

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'