Illustration Inventor Mugs

"So you're into pointillism."

Occu-Pie Mars

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Cariactures

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Where Indian ink came from.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Apple Pie Abduction

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Bubble gum leaves

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Pastries and Candy

Honest Vending

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).