Illustration Aficionado Pillows

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

'No hunting, no gathering, just doodling all day. There's no future in that!'

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Vlad the Impala

Freshest ice cream in town!

The Mouse Princess

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Bears catching fish

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Ghost School.

Cat Tie

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.