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A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

'No hunting, no gathering, just doodling all day. There's no future in that!'

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Freshest ice cream in town!

Banana Split...

Ghost School.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Mouse Princess

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Bears catching fish

Cat Tie

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder