Illusionist Fanatic T-Shirts

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Australian Magic Circle.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Extreme miming"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"This will be a tricky operation."