Illuminated Manuscript Enthusiast Pillows

"They have a wonderful author-editor relationship."

First Novels.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

George Orwell

"Author does not do tricks."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lend me your ears

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Love me little, love me long.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

The Book Lover

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Marley had a little lamb