Illuminated Manuscript Enthusiast Pillows

"They have a wonderful author-editor relationship."

First Novels.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Author does not do tricks."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Lend me your ears

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

The Book Lover

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."