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'Finally! Okay. Steady.....steady. This is so relaxing.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Airlines

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Countervailing Clichés.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Non-Power Breakfast

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

All-Day Breakfast

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Coffee shop

Pull an all-nighter?

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'