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"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

Where Indian ink came from.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Futons/Futoffs

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Trees tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Manual Worker

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

'I've been transferred again.'

"But I don't run out of ink."

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'