"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"
If-the-dog-ruled-the-world T-Shirts
Show off your canine pride with t-shirts that playful capture the idea of a dog-ruled world, perfect for cozy strolls or casual hangouts.
"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"
"Young Frankenstein"
"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."
"Tell me about this fear of couches."
Playing Fetch.
"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."
"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"
"Fish needs a bigger bowl."
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
A Good Batch.
'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.
"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."
'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'
"Pick me!"
Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'
"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"Why do they do that?"
'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'
'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'
'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'
"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"
'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'
"He was overly socialized as a puppy."
"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."
'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'
Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"
"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.
'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'
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