Idle Hands Club T-Shirts

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Drinking Companions

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Campaign 2016

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Snub Marine

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'This time you hold the nail!'

Cricket wife's revenge 9

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

Idlewild.

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

The pessimist and the paranoid

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."