Identity Theft Humor Pillows

An identity thief takes the stand.

"I must be a real loser. The guy who stole my identity is giving it back. He claims life as me really sucks."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'Hello, security.'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Early Ram Raids

Beware of the teddy

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

"Beware of owner."

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.

An early case of identity theft

A-1 security from crime....

Beware of the Dog - Leaping Over Fence

'Security.'

"And this time, Figgis, try to play it as if you are not using 'forged notes'."

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."

Criminal Profiling ID Parade

Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"I'm still not sure which one of them took my wallet. Maybe if they took off their shirts again."

Dog scared of its own 'Beware of the dog' sign

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

"Boys, this is Louie, our fixer."

Harry 'Halitosis' Thribbs - do not approach this man.