Identity Analyst Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for an identity analyst? Our collection features witty and personalized items tailored for those passionate about analyzing personalities and uncovering truths. Whether for a birthday, holiday, or just because, these unique products combine humor and insight—ideal for anyone dedicated to understanding identities. Show appreciation for their analytical mind with a gift that’s as clever as they are, helping them brighten their workspace or home with a touch of personality.

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"Nobody wants to steal my identity." mockup

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

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'Age?' - 'Thirty three.' - 'Nationality?' - 'British' - 'Ethnicity?' - 'Full fat half pint white.'

'Age?' - 'Thirty three.' - 'Nationality?' - 'British' - 'Ethnicity?' - 'Full fat half pint white.' mockup

'Age?' - 'Thirty three.' - 'Nationality?' - 'British' - 'Ethnicity?' - 'Full fat half pint white.'

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'At least I have a meaningful job - you're just a meaningful person.'

'At least I have a meaningful job - you're just a meaningful person.' mockup

'At least I have a meaningful job - you're just a meaningful person.'

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"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

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"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'." mockup

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

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"National security adviser"

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The International and May Day Terrorism mockup

The International and May Day Terrorism

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HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops. mockup

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

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A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

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'I like you, you remind me of someone.' mockup

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

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"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?" mockup

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

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'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.' mockup

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

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"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard." mockup

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

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"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen." mockup

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

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"That's hardly necessary!"

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'More government surveillance!'

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'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...' mockup

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

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"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child." mockup

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

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"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered." mockup

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

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'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.' mockup

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

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"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

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"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape." mockup

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

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"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news." mockup

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

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'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?' mockup

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

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"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

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Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much. mockup

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

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"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

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