Identical Twin Humor Gifts

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Love chair

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"I'm writing the book everyone has in them and my identical twin is doing the sequel!"

'You've 'lost your brother' you say,... what does he look like?'

"You look good in that."

"I knew you'd like this place."

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

'Ordinarily no two legal problems are alike. However, in your case...'

"You remind me of someone. Oh, yeah, him"

Skinny sour-faced twins scowling at each other.

"Do you ever just stop and think about all the disgusting things there are to put in your mouth?"

'Please leave your message after the tone...'

Computamatch.

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin

Women's Synchronized Peeing

'Yes we're identical twins except that one of us is a nymphomaniac.'

"Congratulations - you're twins!"

"My sister takes a bath every day - she's a mud wrestler."

Instant Copy Center

Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.

"I don't know how to put it, but there's something iconically similar about us."

'Humphries from accounts seemed so familiar.'

Well.. is he your twin brother ... or not?