Idea Protectors T-Shirts

'I've invented copyright.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Worry tank

Soldier armed with a pen.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Privacy Conference Security

Privacy - Surveillance

' A new idea '

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Assertiveness

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Statue of Security

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"People were steal his ideas"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"What's the big idea?"

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