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'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

When bored, we board

"He chases submarines."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Bobsled Police.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

"The glaciers are angry."

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Ski lodge health care team.

Ball Pit Island

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.