Icecap Escapist Pillows

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Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Now you can send it."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Global Warming

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Football fan

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'I hate Global Warming.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.