Icecap Escapist Pillows

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Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Football fan

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Global Warming

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'I hate Global Warming.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

Man on Island.