Ice Swinger Mugs

Golfer hits ball towards ice fisherman's fishing hole

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lady of the bath...

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"But I use all of them!"

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Swinging through the jungle.

King Richard I

Giant Birthday Cake

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Golf Hil Divot

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'You're away, Doc!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Snowman and girl

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Wash balls here.'