Ice Swinger Mugs

Golfer hits ball towards ice fisherman's fishing hole

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lady of the bath...

I think you're ace

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"But I use all of them!"

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Swinging through the jungle.

King Richard I

'You're away, Doc!'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Golf Hil Divot

Giant Birthday Cake

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Snowman and girl

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"I hate sand traps."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'Marjorie and Brian got an expert to help them protect the local wood...'