Ice Road Aficionado T-Shirts

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Panettone

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Welcome to your new English Class.

Baking

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"We used to be cooler."

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Giant Ice Skates

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Coldsaurus

The Icebreaker

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Winter is an Adventure.

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."