Ice Rink Joker Prints

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Snowman Driver

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"You idiots … we lost!"

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

His Other Shtick

Offering a golfer a spade.

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Spiked Ball

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

Kanoe/Cayak.

'Time Out...Sorry, kid. Gotta make a change.'

'Go out and tell the shortstop he's playing too deep.'

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'