Ice Rink Humorist Prints

His Other Shtick

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

The rocket powered skiier

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Rude Snowpeople

Shaved Ice

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Titanic iceberg auction

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

'I've been through your tax return and for the minute there's nothing to worry about.'

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

Track & Field & Stream magazine

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

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'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'