Ice Humorist Prints

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Rude Snowpeople

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Shaved Ice

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Magic Act

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Titanic iceberg auction

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

It's a bit derivative.

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

His Other Shtick

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Cartooning

The Itchy Back

Melted But Not Forgotten