Ice Rink Explorer Gifts

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Ice skater

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Ice shelfie.

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

The Hockey World

Ice Skater

"Rockefeller Center."

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Global Warming

Football fan

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'I hate Global Warming.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'How about a cold one?'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

Ice skating

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

The Puck Stops Here.

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

Beckett on ice

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"