Ice Hockey Historian Prints

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Hockey Season.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

The Hockey World

The Leafs win the Cup!

John F. Kennedy

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

The Real March of the Penguins.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

Zdeno Chara

The Hockey Puckey

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.