Ice Hockey Historian Pillows

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Hockey Season.

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

John F. Kennedy

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

The Real March of the Penguins.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'