Snowy Historian Prints

'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Snowman of the Apes

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Snowman Driver

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Hello, Number 6!"

Yoghurt man

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

A caveman attempting to make a cart

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Museum of dog memorabilia

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Child making ice sculpture.

A full moon

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Skiing

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

'War is heck!'

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

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