Ice Dance Dramatist Gifts

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

Ice skater

A man taking a bow

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

Ice-Cube-IV

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

Cake Writer's Block

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Child making ice sculpture.

Igloo Windfarm.

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

Snowman and girl

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hands off!

'Ed's busy, but someone who speaks out of both sides of his mouth will be right with you.'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

Winter String Quartet

"I hate it when he stand at the window, takes a deep breath and says...THE CITY!"

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.

Oops

'Sir, try not to react with a hard boiled approach.'