Ice Age Historian Prints

'They describe the end of the ice age as the 'Big Brownout'. They lost more than 10,000 pounds of mammoth steaks.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Any questions?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

John F. Kennedy

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Charles Darwin

Oog is backing up all our files.

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

David Attenborough

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Owl Through Time

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Child making ice sculpture.

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

1930's bather.

'Could you read that back to me, please?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Stone Age Driving Test

Museum. Petrified Forest. What is the petrified forest scared of?

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

Coldsaurus

Woolly tofu.

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

"The first winter is always the toughest."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"You're right. We really don't know what the skin looked like."