Ice Age Historian Pillows

'They describe the end of the ice age as the 'Big Brownout'. They lost more than 10,000 pounds of mammoth steaks.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Any questions?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

John F. Kennedy

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Charles Darwin

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Owl Through Time

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

1930's bather.

Child making ice sculpture.

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Could you read that back to me, please?'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Coldsaurus

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

Stone Age Driving Test

Woolly tofu.

"The first winter is always the toughest."

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

The Swiss Army Mammoth

"You're right. We really don't know what the skin looked like."