I.t. Technician Mugs

"The I.T. guy gave it to me."

"I'm afraid you've got a bad case of gobbledeegook!"

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tossing computer into canyon.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Where was I?

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

If Disney was a software company

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"