It Support Technician Mugs

'Can you hear me now?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Computer Room.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Gadget geek.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Computer Expert

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Geek fairies

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Terry had a computer bug.

If Disney was a software company

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"