Technical Support Technician Mugs

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gadget geek.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Computer Expert

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Geek fairies

Terry had a computer bug.

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'