I-product Enthusiast T-Shirts

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Gen-Next Library

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

City Marathon.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Dawing your Cellphone

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Bicycle sat nav.

Man Reading Laptop.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Let us pray...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Siri, find oxygen."