Hypothesizing Gifts

'But what if I'm wrong...?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Worry tank

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Alien Assumption

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

Conspiracy Cat