Hypoallergenic Pet Seeker Mugs

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Pick me!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Here's Pollen!"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Pet Cow

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

"I'm over my allergy attack and would like to try again."

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

'Keep your distance - I'm allergic to cat hair.'

Allergic to cats bookstore.

"Hello... how are you?... Good... I love you..."