Pet Allergy Warriors Mugs

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Protecting Nature

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

Asthma cats

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."