Hype Chaser Pillows

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Kensington Fluffies

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Clown Skis.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Letter writing lady.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"We succumbed to your hype."

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Hollywood or bust!

Prosecco

Windmill

Tango

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"