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'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Priest

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

A man taking a bow

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Robert Schumann

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Jesus breaks the bread.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Michail Glinka

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Edvard Grieg.

'It helps with reception.'

Four Chanting Monks

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.