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'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Hildegard von Bingen

Kritik's Korner

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Priest

A man taking a bow

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Steve Howe.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Robert Schumann

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

The Fab Four

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Jesus breaks the bread.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Young Elvis

Edvard Grieg.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Four Chanting Monks

Michail Glinka

'It helps with reception.'

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."