Hydration Habits Pillows

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Hydration

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"I'm addicted to water."

Make your own bottled water.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Water: the first medicine

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'So we meet again...'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Cactus Fountain

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

Crawling Marathon.

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

"I'm a doctor from the future, with revolutionary health advice. Exercise, drink plenty of water and eat your veggies."

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,