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Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Pipe Dream.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

God's Subcontractors

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.