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I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Moat? No - sump pump crapped out."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Construction safety.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"