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'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

Organic Soldering.

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."