Hunting Guide Pillows

'This is your guide - be sure to feed him.'

'Oh, oh, this is bad - That's our guide.'

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Local Knowledge

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Sausages.

Butterflies

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

ET Mishap

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Duck Hunt

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Tallyho!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.