Hunting Guide Pillows

'This is your guide - be sure to feed him.'

'Oh, oh, this is bad - That's our guide.'

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Local Knowledge

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"And where have you previously moused?"

ET Mishap

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Butterflies

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Sausages.

Duck Hunt

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Bear Hugging Season Open