Humpty Dumpty Enthusiasts Prints

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

Pubertry

'Your brains are scrambled.'

"It's not easy being green…"

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Mixed Nuts

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

Bunny Trick

Harry Sotter

The holidays start earlier every year

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"God, they're needy."

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

Muppets of the multiverse.

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"Not gelato – hummus."

'Are you able to adapt to unusual situations?'

Inspired by Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey, Dave Kisselback opts to live among the chipmunks of Northern Wisconsin.

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

'It must be your glands or something -- your tests indicate that you're turning into a giant Muppet.'

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

"I thought we agreed... no bunny cakes!"

"You know, sometimes all I really want to do is cuddle."

'I told Dad the box was too big. He must think we're trying to catch a vegetarian.'