Humpty Dumpty Enthusiast Prints

"We've done all we can. Call in the King's Men."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"You see, Peter... You're no bunny until some bunny loves you."

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

The Rabbit Meeting.

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

Springtime rabbits.

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"This must be Easter Island!"

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"

'Your brains are scrambled.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'